The Answer To All Computer Problems

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There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

四个工程师开车旅行，其中一个是机械工程师，一个是化学工程师，还有一个电气工程师和一个计算机工程师。半路上车子抛锚。

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

“就我感觉好像活塞脱节，我们必须把马达弄好车子才能开动。”机械工程师说。

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

“哦，就我认为可能内燃机不洁净，我们应该把它拆下来清洁一下。”化学工程师说。

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

“我认为可能是路板的问题，或者是插座接触不良。”电气工程师说。

They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?"

他们发现计算机工程师二话不说，便问他：“你的想法怎样？”

"Ummm, perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"

回答说：“恩，我们把车子拆开再重装一遍吧？”